Moms who drink and swear: Chicago edition

Quit Your Bitching ddamn G * Chicken: AF * ck You dinner recipe moms who drink and swear

It is well documented that I do. Cooking for my enemy And prepare dinner? Well, fuck kitchen dinner. There is a whole chapter in my book about my hatred for dinner and another raging about cooking in general. I do not like it, especially the dinner, because when the night comes, I have to do now. And I'm hungry. And there is another everyfuckingone. I'm frugal, so sometimes it's hard to do things right, and keep the budget. And do not tell anyone, but I do not know half of what I give set crotchfruit evil little shit in my body.

The other night, my friends and I had a regular appointments messaging private Facebook group devoted to wine, where dinner. When I traveled in 1984 and said that our group awkward 20 years in the future, let's talk about the dinner recipes shit and try to stay within our food budget, I know that the whole lot of us would chests full provided have beer on your head and maybe you should probably also be damaged in writing this brain the time, then one of the other girls in our group would be profanity laced tirades blogging random garbage.

But it was not. I'm blogging. I also cook, and although I hate it, I do. I decided to add a share the recipe on my blog stupid. Ladies and gentlemen ... I present my recipe for "Do not whine and eat chicken shit!" Everyone loves him. Perras anyone. It is tasty as hell and not too healthy. Gluten-free, because I'm stupid celiac disease and low in sodium, so it looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, but you certainly do not have to. My recipe ... whatever, salt and wheat flour bitch anyway that's what you want. This is a picture of the damn chicken! I took a bite before you decide to shoot, but who cares a damn, because this is not a cookbook or Pinterest or The Food Network.

Do not whine and eat the damn chicken!
An original recipe Nikki

Ingredients:

Chicken. Breasts or tenders. Whatever, but if you get a little silly chicken, you should cut into strips because they kept wet way. Wettest know it's not a word, I also hate to use the word moist, so shut up and get it.

Chicken or Egg Beaters for dipping

Breading -
1/2 cup flour
Parmesan cheese 1/2 C freshly grated
1 C. Parmesan Garlic - (that's why it takes so damn good)
2 T. Mrs. Dash Table Blend seasoning
2 T. salt mixed nuts
1 T. mustard
1 T. lemon pepper
1 T. garlic powder

Mixture of cooking oil -
Olive oil or coconut
1-2 T. minced garlic
Lemon juice
Splash of white wine - if you drink red wine just to kiss, you do not really need.
Sprinkle Mrs. Dash Table Blend seasoning

Mix heated oil in skillet or frying pan. Low and slow, motherfucker! Low and slow.

The ingredients of bread. I use a shit ton of Mega Parmesan. Sometimes more flour. You decide the report itself Appropriate combination is good. No accumulation of things. Also that shit.

Coat chicken in egg, dip in bread crumb mixture and gently put the mixture into the hot oil. Mother Fuckers well cooked.

The key here is to do epic, you should use the same heat, no burns and pop and have splatting everywhere. Even heat, yo, and return after about three minutes. For this purpose a few times. Thus, the cheese does not burn, only a bitchen cripsy cortex.

I know. I can not believe it. On the national speed. It's terrible and wonderful. Nikki is a great girl. I'm excited to exchange Recipes Dinner Fuck on the regular basis. I plan on it, but I was busy, which was dinner about this sucker.

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Tags: chicken recipes, chicken strips, fucking dinner, moms who drink and swear, Nicole Knepper